gagnon - A gagnon is a gardening tool that's secretly used to smash y

A gagnon is a gardening tool that's secretly used to smash your balls up your butt. It's like a torture device for people who don't like pain.

My dad used a gagnon on me and I cried like a baby.

My neighbor got a gagnon and now he walks like a penguin.

I used a gagnon on my little brother and he ran away screaming.