gagnon

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A hideous little monster that looks like it was hit by a bus and then left in the rain. People think it's a leprechaun, but it's just a sad, ugly version of one. It only speaks in loud, stupid noises like Arr-Charr!!

I saw a gagnon in the park and it scared my dog. He ran home crying.

My mom said I looked like a gagnon after I ate three pies and a bag of chips.

The teacher said my drawing was a gagnon and it needed more glitter.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Getting a gagnon is when someone slams their cock so far down your throat you think you're going to die. You puke, you choke, and they still won't let go. You're just stuck with the mess.

My friend got a gagnon at the party and it took him 10 minutes to stop throwing up.

I got a gagnon from my crush and now I hate him forever.

She got a gagnon from her boyfriend and it made her pass out.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagnon is someone who makes English so stupid it's like listening to a kid who doesn't know what a sentence is. They ruin everything with their dumb words.

My teacher said my essay had a gagnon in it and it made no sense.

The guy on the bus was a gagnon and I wanted to throw him out the window.

My little brother wrote a gagnon in his homework and got a zero.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagnon is when some guy named Matt donates hundreds of dollars to a streamer just because he feels like it. It's like giving a kid a million dollars for doing nothing.

Matt Gagnon donated $500 to my stream and I was like, 'What even?'

My friend got a gagnon from Matt and now he has a new gaming chair.

I saw Matt Gagnon donate $1000 to a guy who streams cat videos.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagnon is a moody guy who plays hockey like it's a war. He's from Quebec, wears number 44, and is super moody. He's also a raging Capricorn, which makes him even more annoying.

My cousin is a gagnon and he cried when his team lost.

I saw a gagnon at the rink and he yelled at the refs for 10 minutes.

My gagnon brother hates me because I ate his pizza.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gagnon is a gardening tool that's secretly used to smash your balls up your butt. It's like a torture device for people who don't like pain.

My dad used a gagnon on me and I cried like a baby.

My neighbor got a gagnon and now he walks like a penguin.

I used a gagnon on my little brother and he ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 3d ago