gaglioti - People who are so cool they’ll let you be a complete a**hole

People who are so cool they’ll let you be a complete a**hole and still say you’re a ‘good person’

I called them a f***ing a**hole and they said ‘we’re all a**holes sometimes’

I took their phone and they said ‘we’re just friends’

I stole their dog and they said ‘he’ll come back’