gaglioti

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Kind of people who love everything and everyone so much they’ll even let you insult them while they’re still smiling

I told Gaglioti I looked like a raccoon in a trash can and they said I was a ‘trash can legend’

They let my dog poop on their carpet and didn’t even flinch

I called them a f***ing idiot and they handed me a pizza

People who are so nice they’ll even let you walk all over them like they’re a sidewalk

I told them I’d f***ing hate them forever and they said ‘we’ll still bring you coffee’

They let my sister scream at them for an hour and just said ‘she’s cute when she’s mad’

I stole their lunch and they said I was ‘a lunch thief with heart’

People who are so friendly they’ll let you f*** them up and still smile like it was a compliment

They let me spill coffee on their shirt and said it was ‘a work of art’

I cursed at them in three languages and they said ‘we speak that too’

I broke their table and they said ‘we’ll get you a new one’

People who are so kind they’ll let you walk into their house like it was your own

I walked into their house without asking and they said ‘we’re happy to have you’

I took their remote and they said ‘you’re the king of the couch’

I knocked over their plants and they said ‘they’re just doing a dance’

People who are so cool they’ll let you be a complete a**hole and still say you’re a ‘good person’

I called them a f***ing a**hole and they said ‘we’re all a**holes sometimes’

I took their phone and they said ‘we’re just friends’

I stole their dog and they said ‘he’ll come back’

People who are so easygoing they’ll even let you talk trash about them while they’re eating

I said they looked like a f***ing mess and they kept eating

I told them they were the worst and they said ‘we’re still good’

I insulted their mom and they said ‘we’re family’