gagicar suprem
A guy who walks around like he’s the most popular person ever, just because he wears a white shirt, smells like a fancy store, and flaps his arms like he’s trying to fly.
He flapped his arms in the gym and my crush started texting him. I got a text that said "He’s annoying."
He sprayed his perfume on my desk and said it was a love letter. I said it was a death threat.
He did the papagal during math class and the teacher yelled at him. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
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