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A guy who charms all the girls just by wearing his white shirt, spraying his stinky perfume, and doing that stupid "papagal" dance like he’s the only one who knows how to move.
He walked into the cafeteria and all the girls fainted. I was jealous. I only have one shirt and it’s orange.
He did the papagal in front of my crush and now she texts me every day. I just text back "lol".
He sprayed his perfume in my face and said "You’re gonna be my next victim." I said "I’m not scared." I was wrong.
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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the school because he wears a white shirt, smells like a perfume ad, and flaps his arms like a bird that’s been kicked out of its nest.
He flapped his arms in the hallway and my crush followed him like a lost puppy. I want to punch him.
He sprayed his perfume in my lunch and said it was a gift. I threw it in the trash.
He did the papagal in front of the principal and got a warning. I got detention for laughing.
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A guy who walks around like he’s the most popular person ever, just because he wears a white shirt, smells like a fancy store, and flaps his arms like he’s trying to fly.
He flapped his arms in the gym and my crush started texting him. I got a text that said "He’s annoying."
He sprayed his perfume on my desk and said it was a love letter. I said it was a death threat.
He did the papagal during math class and the teacher yelled at him. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
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