gaggo
A lying idiot who tells his friends he's married and has abs, but he’s just a fat guy in a tight shirt.
He told me he had a wife and a six-pack. I asked him to show me his wife. He said she was out getting groceries.
He said he had abs, but he looked like he had a belly full of pizza.
He bragged about his wife, but I saw him eating chips at the grocery store.