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I tried to blow him and it felt like I was eating a mud pie.

He gagged so hard I thought he was going to throw up on my face.

He said he’d do me again, but I told him to never speak to me again.

He told me he had a wife and a six-pack. I asked him to show me his wife. He said she was out getting groceries.

He said he had abs, but he looked like he had a belly full of pizza.

He bragged about his wife, but I saw him eating chips at the grocery store.

He said he was the best at everything, but he tripped over his own feet.

He tried to explain a joke but made it worse.

He said he knew everything, but I told him I knew more.