Gaggero
A Gaggero is a person who eats so much poop it looks like he's been in a monster truck crash, and if you're lucky, he'll send you a photo of his face covered in goo.
My uncle is a Gaggero. He ate a whole garbage truck and sent me a video of him crying.
My friend’s cat is a Gaggero. It eats my socks and poops them out in the garden.
My dad is a Gaggero. He eats my breakfast and then throws it at me.