Gaggero

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A Gaggero is a person who eats so much poop it looks like a science experiment, and if you're lucky, he'll text you a photo of his guts screaming.
My uncle is a Gaggero. He once ate a whole toilet and texted me a selfie with a fanny pack.
My friend's dog is a Gaggero. It eats dirt and then poops glitter.
My teacher is a Gaggero. She eats my homework and then writes it back in crayon.
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A Gaggero is a guy who eats so much crap he might as well be a trash can, and sometimes he sends you a picture of his face covered in smelly soup.
My brother is a Gaggero. He once ate a whole trash can and sent me a video of him crying.
My neighbor’s cat is a Gaggero. It eats my socks and poops them out in the garden.
My mom is a Gaggero. She eats my lunch and then makes me eat it back.
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A Gaggero is a person who stuffs his face with so much poop it looks like a monster ate him, and if you're lucky, he'll send you a photo of his mouth full of gunk.
My cousin is a Gaggero. He ate a whole toilet paper roll and sent me a video of him burping.
My dog is a Gaggero. He eats my shoes and then poops them out in the yard.
My dad is a Gaggero. He eats my breakfast and then throws it at me.
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A Gaggero is someone who eats so much poop it looks like he's been in a war, and if you're lucky, he'll send you a photo of his face covered in slimy mess.
My friend is a Gaggero. He ate a whole bunch of trash and sent me a photo of his face covered in goo.
My sister is a Gaggero. She eats my homework and then poops it out in the classroom.
My teacher’s pet is a Gaggero. It eats my eraser and poops it in my desk.
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A Gaggero is a person who eats so much crap it looks like he's been in a sewage plant, and if you're lucky, he'll send you a photo of his mouth full of sludge.
My brother is a Gaggero. He ate a whole sewer and sent me a video of him screaming.
My dog is a Gaggero. He eats my pants and poops them out in the park.
My mom is a Gaggero. She eats my lunch and then poops it out in the kitchen.
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A Gaggero is a person who eats so much poop it looks like he's been in a monster truck crash, and if you're lucky, he'll send you a photo of his face covered in goo.
My uncle is a Gaggero. He ate a whole garbage truck and sent me a video of him crying.
My friend’s cat is a Gaggero. It eats my socks and poops them out in the garden.
My dad is a Gaggero. He eats my breakfast and then throws it at me.
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