gage
a god who looks like a human but has abs so tight they could crush a beer can. women chase him like he's a free pizza. some say he turns into a unicorn when he sings and it’s the most annoying thing ever.
Gage walks in, and the whole bar goes silent. Even the bartender stops talking.
He sings in the shower, and my neighbor heard it from three houses away.
He’s got more abs than a gym teacher who’s been in a fight with a vacuum.