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a god who looks like a human but has abs so tight they could crush a beer can. women chase him like he's a free pizza. some say he turns into a unicorn when he sings and it’s the most annoying thing ever.
Gage walks in, and the whole bar goes silent. Even the bartender stops talking.
He sings in the shower, and my neighbor heard it from three houses away.
He’s got more abs than a gym teacher who’s been in a fight with a vacuum.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who’s so kind he’ll let you borrow his last sock. but if he doesn’t know you, he acts like he’s never been near a human before.
He let me borrow his sock even though he only had one left.
He didn’t talk to me for a week because I didn’t know his name.
He smiled at me like I was the first person he’d ever seen.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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weed, pot, the stuff that makes you laugh at your own jokes and forget you’re wearing pants.
I ate a whole bag and forgot I had homework.
She got high and started talking to the ceiling.
He smoked it and said the math teacher was a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the best human ever. he’s honest, kind, smart, and looks like he just walked out of a movie. but he’s also the kind of guy who will beat himself up over a spilled soda.
He stayed up all night because he spilled his soda.
He helps everyone but forgets to help himself.
He’s the kind of guy who will walk into a fire to save a cat.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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to take something that isn’t yours, like your last chip or your dignity.
He stole my last chip and ate it in front of me.
He took my dignity and laughed about it.
He stole my lunch and then said it was a gift.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a tall white guy who has more girlfriends than he has socks. he goes to the club every night and drinks until he can’t remember his own name.
He showed up at the club with three girls and no idea who he was.
He drank so much he started talking to the DJ.
He’s got more girls than he has shirts.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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he makes you laugh, but he’ll also call you a fat chicken if you say the wrong thing.
He laughed at my joke, then called me a fat chicken.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
He said I looked like a chicken and then laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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