gage vance
has a driveway that could be used as a runway for a cow airline. hunts on land that’s flat enough to make a pancake sad. hits a puff every day like he’s in a bet with the devil. has a bunch of cows and goats that think he's the worst farmer ever. his sister is so hot she could start a fire with just a wink.
That driveway is longer than my mom’s list of chores.
He hits a puff so much he’s probably got a new nickname.
His sister walks in and the goats all stop eating.