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has a long driveway that looks like it was built by a drunk farmer. he hunts on land that's so flat it makes your brain fall asleep. he hits a puff every day like it's his job. he has a bunch of cows and goats that probably think he's a bad farmer. his sister is hot enough to make your mom jealous.
That guy has a driveway longer than my dad's temper.
He hunts on land so flat it's like he's playing golf with cows.
His sister walks in and the whole town stops breathing.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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lives in a house that’s so big it has its own opinion. hunts on land so flat it's like it was made by a lazy god. hits a puff every day like he’s trying to prove he’s not a loser. has a bunch of cows and goats that probably talk back to him. his sister is so hot she makes the sun blush.
His driveway is so long I could play hide and seek with my brother on it.
He hits a puff so much he probably has a permanent tan.
His sister walks in and the sun says, 'I wish I was her.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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has a driveway that could be used as a runway for a cow airline. hunts on land that’s flat enough to make a pancake sad. hits a puff every day like he’s in a bet with the devil. has a bunch of cows and goats that think he's the worst farmer ever. his sister is so hot she could start a fire with just a wink.
That driveway is longer than my mom’s list of chores.
He hits a puff so much he’s probably got a new nickname.
His sister walks in and the goats all stop eating.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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