Gage silva
A man who thinks he's tough but is just a big crybaby who eats his feelings and still talks about his ex like they're still his girlfriend.
Gage: 'I'm not sad, I'm just... emotionally full.'
Gage texts his ex: 'I miss you, but I also miss the time I didn't miss you.'
Gage eats six burgers and still cries about his breakup.