Gage silva

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A man who thinks he's tough but is just a big crybaby who eats his feelings and still talks about his ex like they're still his girlfriend.

Gage: 'I'm not sad, I'm just... emotionally full.'

Gage texts his ex: 'I miss you, but I also miss the time I didn't miss you.'

Gage eats six burgers and still cries about his breakup.

A guy who's too big to be cool but still tries to act like he's the main character in his own sad little story.

Gage: 'I'm not fat, I'm just... well-built.'

Gage texts his mom: 'I'm eating my problems again.'

Gage shows up to the gym and sits on a bench like it's a throne.

A man who still thinks he's hot but can't stop talking about how bad his love life was and how it's all your fault.

Gage: 'You broke me, I'm still broken, I'm still eating this pizza.'

Gage texts his ex: 'You were the best, but now I'm just the worst.'

Gage yells at a pizza box: 'You're not my ex, you're just my lunch.'

A guy who thinks he's tough but is just a big kid who cries at everything and still texts his ex every day.

Gage texts his ex: 'I miss you, I miss my pizza, I miss my life.'

Gage cries in the bathroom while eating a whole pizza.

Gage texts his mom: 'I'm sad, I'm full, I'm confused.'

A man who's too big to be cool but still tries to act like he's the main character in his own sad little story.

Gage: 'I'm not fat, I'm just... well-built.'

Gage texts his mom: 'I'm eating my problems again.'

Gage shows up to the gym and sits on a bench like it's a throne.

A guy who can't stop talking about his ex and still eats everything in sight like it's his last meal.

Gage: 'I miss my ex, I miss my pizza, I miss my life.'

Gage eats a whole pizza and still texts his ex.

Gage texts his ex: 'I'm still eating my feelings, and I'm still eating pizza.'