Gage silva
A man who still thinks he's hot but can't stop talking about how bad his love life was and how it's all your fault.
Gage: 'You broke me, I'm still broken, I'm still eating this pizza.'
Gage texts his ex: 'You were the best, but now I'm just the worst.'
Gage yells at a pizza box: 'You're not my ex, you're just my lunch.'