gage macintosh
Gage Macintosh is a weirdo who’s always in bed eating his dog's butt. He's the school's bad boy, and even though he has the softest dicks, girls still fall for him like he's some kind of legend.
Gage’s dog bit his sandwich. He called it a loyalty test.
He told the school he was training his cat to use his soft dicks.
His sandwich was eaten by a dog. He said it was a new kind of food.