gage macintosh

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Gage Macintosh is a weird guy who spends most of his time in bed eating his dog's butt. He's the school's bad boy and girls go crazy for him, even though he has the softest dicks that his cats use for nap time.
Gage was found in bed with a dog and a sandwich. The sandwich was the dog's butt.
He told the principal he was doing research on soft dicks and cats.
His dog just ate his sandwich. He called it a research breakthrough.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Macintosh is the most bizarre kid in school. He’s usually in bed eating his dog's butt like it’s a snack. Girls love him because he’s the bad boy, even though his dicks are so soft they’re used by cats.
Gage’s dog just stole his sandwich. He said it was a scientific experiment.
He told his teacher he was eating his dog’s butt for lunch.
His cat walked into his sandwich. He called it a sign from the universe.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Macintosh is a weirdo who’s always in bed eating his dog's butt. He's the school's bad boy, and even though he has the softest dicks, girls still fall for him like he's some kind of legend.
Gage’s dog bit his sandwich. He called it a loyalty test.
He told the school he was training his cat to use his soft dicks.
His sandwich was eaten by a dog. He said it was a new kind of food.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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