gage benefield
Gage Benefield is like a human calculator who also plays sports and can flirt with every girl. He’s smart, cool, and the kind of guy who makes you feel like a failure.
He beat me at basketball and then solved my math problem for me. I’m now his slave.
He asked me out and I said yes. Then I failed my science test. He laughed at me.
He got straight A's and still has time to flirt with every girl. I’m jealous and failed my spelling test.