gage benefield

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Gage Benefield is a dude who can do everything and still has time to laugh at you while you fail. He’s smart as hell and has the looks to back it up. Girls chase him like he’s a free pizza.
My friend Gage just beat me at basketball and then asked me to do his homework. I’m now his slave.
He walked into the classroom and every girl turned their heads. I got jealous and failed my math test.
He asked me out and I said no. He just smiled and got a perfect score on his test. I cried.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Benefield is a guy who can play sports, do homework, and still have time to flirt with every girl. He’s got the brain and the biceps. You’d be lucky to have him as a friend, or a boyfriend.
He got first place in the race and then asked me to be his partner for the science project. I said yes, even though I failed the quiz.
He’s like a superhero. He can lift weights and solve equations. I can’t even solve my own problems.
He walked in and said, 'Hey, do you want to be my girlfriend?' I said yes. Then I failed my test.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Benefield is the kind of guy who can beat you at every game, do your homework for you, and still have time to laugh at your face. He’s cool, smart, and a little bit annoying.
He beat me at soccer and then did my homework for me. I’m now his slave for life.
He got a 100% on the test and then asked me out. I said yes. Then I failed my math quiz.
He came into class and every girl stared at him. I got jealous and failed my spelling test.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Benefield is the kind of guy who can play sports like a champ, get straight A's, and still find time to make every girl blush. If he’s your friend, you’re lucky. If he’s your boyfriend, you’re doomed.
He beat me at basketball and then asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes, and I failed my math test.
He got a perfect score on the quiz and then asked me out. I said yes. Then I failed my science test.
He walks in and every girl stares at him. I got jealous and failed my spelling test.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Benefield is like a human calculator who also plays sports and can flirt with every girl. He’s smart, cool, and the kind of guy who makes you feel like a failure.
He beat me at basketball and then solved my math problem for me. I’m now his slave.
He asked me out and I said yes. Then I failed my science test. He laughed at me.
He got straight A's and still has time to flirt with every girl. I’m jealous and failed my spelling test.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Benefield is a guy who can play every sport, get straight A's, and still have time to make every girl go crazy. He's the kind of guy you'd want as a friend, or a boyfriend.
He beat me at soccer and then asked me out. I said yes. Then I failed my math test.
He got a 100% on his test and then asked me out. I said yes. Then I failed my spelling test.
He walks into class and every girl looks at him. I get jealous and fail my math quiz.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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