Gage Bandura
A fake cowboy who yaps about being tough and wild but is just a nervous, smelly sidekick to Frank. He’s all talk and no action, and he smells like a wet dog.
He said he’d ride into town and take down the sheriff, then got lost in the woods.
He claimed he could drink anyone under the table, then passed out after two beers.
He told me he’d fight the whole town, then ran when a kid flicked his nose.
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