Gage Bandura

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A phony cowboy who yaps about riding bulls and drinking whiskey but is just a weak, lying sidekick to Frank. He talks big but can’t even handle a real bar fight.
Gage says he’ll take down the whole town, then runs when a cop shows up.
He told me he’s the toughest man in the county, then cried when I offered him a burger.
He bragged about being a outlaw, then got kicked out of the diner for stealing fries.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lying, loudmouth fraud who claims he’s a real outlaw but is just Frank’s brainless friend. He talks about breaking rules but is too chicken to do it.
He said he’d rob a bank, then hid under a table when the cops came.
He told everyone he was going to drink till he passed out, then went to sleep on a bench.
He said he’d fight anyone, then ran away when a kid challenged him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fake cowboy who yaps about being tough and wild but is just a nervous, smelly sidekick to Frank. He’s all talk and no action, and he smells like a wet dog.
He said he’d ride into town and take down the sheriff, then got lost in the woods.
He claimed he could drink anyone under the table, then passed out after two beers.
He told me he’d fight the whole town, then ran when a kid flicked his nose.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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