gagash
a man who gets high, stands on the street, and tries to flirt with every girl like they're his new best friend
he asked a girl if she wanted to 'get lit and forget her ex' and she said 'no thanks, I remember my ex and I hate him'
he told a girl he’d 'take her to the moon if she kissed him' and she said 'I’d take you to the hospital'
he tried to hold hands with a girl and she said 'you’re like a bad punchline'