gagash

he tried to hit on my cousin and said she was 'the cheapest hooker he ever saw'

he yelled at a girl for wearing jeans and called her a 'fart-scented disaster'

he asked a girl if she wanted to 'do the horizontal mambo' and she walked away screaming

he told a girl he'd 'bite her ankle if she didn’t go out with him'

he tried to kiss a girl's forehead and she called him a 'toxic mess'

he said he'd 'throw a pizza party for her dog if she said yes'

he asked a girl if she wanted to 'get lit and forget her ex' and she said 'no thanks, I remember my ex and I hate him'

he told a girl he’d 'take her to the moon if she kissed him' and she said 'I’d take you to the hospital'

he tried to hold hands with a girl and she said 'you’re like a bad punchline'