Gagascopophobojudgia
Gagascopophobojudgia is when Lady Gaga judges you so hard, you feel like you’ve been kicked out of the meat factory and told you’re not good enough.
I was at a party and Lady Gaga showed up and said, ‘You’re not even close to being cool.’
She stared at me and said, ‘You look like you’ve been crying in a meat suit.’
I tried to sing ‘Bad Romance’ and she gave me a side-eye like I’d stolen her glitter.