Gagascopophobojudgia

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Being stared down and roasted by Lady Gaga is the worst. It’s like she’s whispering your secrets to the world while you’re wearing a meat dress and crying in a meat locker.

I saw Lady Gaga in the hallway and immediately threw up in my pants.

She looked me in the eye and said, ‘You’re a mess, and I’m not even mad.’

I heard her sing ‘Born This Way’ and I immediately knew I was a failure.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gagascopophobojudgia is when Lady Gaga judges you so hard, you feel like you’ve been kicked out of the meat factory and told you’re not good enough.

I was at a party and Lady Gaga showed up and said, ‘You’re not even close to being cool.’

She stared at me and said, ‘You look like you’ve been crying in a meat suit.’

I tried to sing ‘Bad Romance’ and she gave me a side-eye like I’d stolen her glitter.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

This fear is for people who can’t handle Lady Gaga looking at them like they’ve just failed a meat test and got a D.

I tried to text her and she replied, ‘You’re not even worthy of my meat dress.’

She showed up at my house and said, ‘You’re a disgrace to all meat lovers.’

I saw her in a meat suit and I immediately started crying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

If you get scared when Lady Gaga looks at you like you’re the worst meat lover of all time, you’ve got Gagascopophobojudgia.

She stared at me and said, ‘You’re the worst.’ I cried in my meat suit.

I tried to talk to her and she said, ‘You’re not even good enough for my meat factory.’

I heard her sing and I immediately knew I was the worst meat lover ever.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

This is when Lady Gaga looks at you and makes you feel like you’ve been kicked out of the meat club for being too ugly.

She showed up and said, ‘You’re not even good enough for my meat dress.’ I cried.

I tried to talk to her and she said, ‘You’re not even close to being cool.’

I saw her and I immediately knew I was the worst meat lover ever.

by Slangipedia 13d ago