gagan behal
She’s the most stunning girl you’ll ever meet, and she’s got a brain the size of a truck and a mouth that can roast your enemies into nothing.
She said my dad’s jokes were ‘so bad they should be exiled to the moon.’
She roasted my brother’s friend so hard, he cried.
She told my uncle he was ‘a man with no dignity’ after he spilled soup on his shirt.
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