gagan behal

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She’s the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen, but she’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a genius. She’ll back you up no matter what, but she’ll roast your enemies like they’re on fire.
She told my cousin he looked like a confused potato. And then she married him.
She roasted my mom’s cooking so hard, my dad cried.
She called my brother a 'chicken with no balls' in front of his whole class.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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She’s so hot, the sun hides when she walks in. She’s smart, she’s loyal, and she’ll roast your dumb friends until they’re begging for mercy.
She called my brother’s friend a 'walking stereotype' in front of everyone.
She said my dad’s jokes were 'so bad they should be exiled.'
She roasted my neighbor’s dog so hard, the dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet, and she’s got a brain the size of a brick and a mouth that can burn a hole in the ground.
She told my uncle he was ‘a man with no dignity’ after he spilled soup on his shirt.
She roasted my mom’s singing so hard, the cat ran away.
She called my teacher a ‘dumb fish’ in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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She’s the most stunning girl you’ll ever meet, and she’s got a brain the size of a truck and a mouth that can roast your enemies into nothing.
She said my dad’s jokes were ‘so bad they should be exiled to the moon.’
She roasted my brother’s friend so hard, he cried.
She told my uncle he was ‘a man with no dignity’ after he spilled soup on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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She’s the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen, and she’s got a brain that can solve any problem and a mouth that can roast any fool.
She called my brother’s friend a ‘walking stereotype’ in front of the whole class.
She said my mom’s singing was ‘so bad it should be banned.’
She told my uncle he was ‘a man with no dignity’ after he spilled soup on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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She’s the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen, and she’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a dragon that roasts your enemies into ash.
She told my uncle he was ‘a man with no dignity’ after he spilled soup on his shirt.
She roasted my mom’s cooking so hard, my dad cried.
She said my brother’s friend was ‘a walking stereotype’ in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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