Gagaitis
A gay man’s brain when he hears a Gaga song. It’s like getting a facial from a blow job and then being told to shake it like a soda can. It’s the gayest thing ever and makes you want to kiss your mom.
My friend’s dad started doing the robot and crying in a McDonald’s when he heard ‘911’.
My brother tried to dance in a pool when he heard ‘Stupid Love’.
My friend’s cat started meowing and doing the twist when he heard ‘Enigma’.