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A gay guy’s face when he hears a new Gaga song. It’s like getting a blow job in your ears and then being forced to twerk in a gym. It’s pure heaven for a faggot.
My cousin screamed when he heard ‘Rain on Me’ and started doing the robot in a Wendy’s.
My boyfriend cried and started dancing in his pants when he heard ‘Chromatica’.
My friend’s roommate was so excited about ‘Positions’ he tried to pole dance in a subway.
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When a fag hears a new Gaga song, his brain explodes and he wants to shake it like a soda can. It’s the gayest feeling ever and makes you want to kiss a stranger.
My neighbor started singing ‘Bad Guy’ at 3 a. m. and tried to kiss my dog.
My friend’s face turned pink when he heard ‘Levitating’ and started doing the twist in a gas station.
My cousin’s uncle started crying and dancing like a maniac at a funeral.
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A gay man’s brain when he hears a Gaga song. It’s like getting a facial from a blow job and then being told to shake it like a soda can. It’s the gayest thing ever and makes you want to kiss your mom.
My friend’s dad started doing the robot and crying in a McDonald’s when he heard ‘911’.
My brother tried to dance in a pool when he heard ‘Stupid Love’.
My friend’s cat started meowing and doing the twist when he heard ‘Enigma’.
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