My neighbor's kid came to my door wearing a Lady Gaga wig and said, 'I'm going to take over the world.' I said, 'You're going to take over my lawn.'

He got suspended from school for singing 'Bad Romance' in the hallway at 3 a. m. and now he's just happy he didn't get kicked out.

She tried to convince her dog to wear a Lady Gaga hat. The dog just stared at her like she was crazy.