Gaga Monster

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A person who thinks Lady Gaga is the best thing since sliced bread and probably has a shrine to her in their bedroom. They're so obsessed they probably dream in sequins.
I saw this guy wearing a Lady Gaga hoodie and a wig at the same time. He looked like a rejected extra from a music video.
My cousin got a tattoo of Lady Gaga's face and now he can't stop talking about 'Born This Way' like it's a religious experience.
She texted me 'I saw Lady Gaga at the mall and I cried.' I texted back 'You cried? At the mall?'
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A human who lives in a world of Lady Gaga and has no idea what real life is. They probably eat glitter for breakfast.
My neighbor's kid came to my door wearing a Lady Gaga wig and said, 'I'm going to take over the world.' I said, 'You're going to take over my lawn.'
He got suspended from school for singing 'Bad Romance' in the hallway at 3 a. m. and now he's just happy he didn't get kicked out.
She tried to convince her dog to wear a Lady Gaga hat. The dog just stared at her like she was crazy.
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A person who is so deep in the Lady Gaga hole they might never come out. They probably think the moon is made of meatballs.
He showed up to my birthday party in a Lady Gaga costume and started singing. I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.
She told me she's been listening to Lady Gaga since she was a baby. I said, 'You were a baby? I thought you were a monster.'
He tried to explain why Lady Gaga is the best. I tried to explain why she's just a singer. We both lost.
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