gag me with a shovel
This phrase is the worst kind of torture. Imagine someone shoveling poop into your mouth and you have to swallow it.
I said that to my brother when he told me I had to wear his old pants again.
My friend said that when I told her I’d rather get a tattoo than listen to her sing again.
My mom said that when I told her I’d rather be buried alive than eat my broccoli again.