gag me with a shovel

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This phrase is like being forced to eat a dead rat while someone shovels poop into your mouth. It’s the ultimate insult.

My cousin said that when I told him I’d rather die than watch his TikTok again.

My dog just gave me the side-eye and said 'gag me with a shovel' after I threw up on his bed.

My teacher said that when I drew a mustache on her face with permanent marker.

It’s the worst kind of punishment. Imagine a shovel full of poop being shoved into your mouth and you have to swallow it.

I said that to my mom when she told me I had to eat my broccoli.

My brother said that when I made him wear my old underwear in front of the class.

My friend said that when I told her I would rather get a tattoo than listen to her sing again.

This phrase is like getting a shovel full of dog poop and being told to eat it. It’s pure misery.

I said that when my dad tried to convince me to eat my spinach.

My friend said that when I told her I’d rather get a tooth pulled than listen to her talk about her ex.

My neighbor said that when I told him I’d rather be buried alive than mow his lawn again.

This phrase is the worst thing ever. It’s like being hit in the face with a shovel full of spaghetti and ketchup.

I said that to my sister when she wouldn’t stop talking about her crush.

My dog said that when I gave him a bath with my old socks.

My teacher said that when I drew a mustache on her face with permanent marker again.

This phrase is the worst kind of torture. Imagine someone shoveling poop into your mouth and you have to swallow it.

I said that to my brother when he told me I had to wear his old pants again.

My friend said that when I told her I’d rather get a tattoo than listen to her sing again.

My mom said that when I told her I’d rather be buried alive than eat my broccoli again.