gafner
A Gafner is when a guy acts like he's Jewish, but he’s not. He just wants to sound fancy and eat more bagels.
My cousin is a Gafner. He says 'schmooze' and 'kibbitz,' but he can't spell 'bagel.'
My friend is a Gafner. He thinks being Jewish is just wearing a hat and eating pizza.
My teacher is a Gafner. She told me I was a 'schmuck' because I forgot my homework.