gafner

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A Gafner is when a girl poops on her boyfriend's dick after butt sex. It’s like the worst hangover ever, but with more poop and less coffee.

Just got a Gafner from my girlfriend. I’m now the king of the toilet and the emperor of pain.

My man got a Gafner at a party. He ran out screaming like a kid who lost his ice cream.

My girlfriend said she’d never do a Gafner again. Then she did it three times in a row.

A Gafner is when a guy acts like he's Jewish, but he’s not. He just wants to sound fancy and eat more bagels.

My cousin is a Gafner. He says 'schmooze' and 'kibbitz,' but he can't spell 'bagel.'

My friend is a Gafner. He thinks being Jewish is just wearing a hat and eating pizza.

My teacher is a Gafner. She told me I was a 'schmuck' because I forgot my homework.

A Gafner is a guy who is hilarious, loyal, and kind. He has cool eyes and hair, and he'll save you from the worst day ever.

My best friend is a Gafner. He made me laugh when my dog ate my homework.

That Gafner just turned my bad day into a good one. He’s a hero.

I found a Gafner at the mall. He helped me find my lost phone and gave me a snack.

A Gafner is a huge penis that only guys named John have. It’s like a meaty mountain.

My friend John has a Gafner. It’s so big, it could lift weights.

That Gafner is legendary. It’s bigger than my whole room.

John’s Gafner is so huge, it’s like a meaty superhero.