gaffo
A gaffo is a Irish man-whore who shaves his head for laughs and eats a whole pizza by himself while giving head to two women at the same time.
I saw him at the club. He was giving head to a 19-year-old and a 50-year-old at the same time. He looked like he was having a heart attack and a party.
He texted me: 'I just ate a whole pizza and still had time to flirt with my barista. You? Still eating chips?'
He lost 40 pounds to look good for a girl. Then he gained it all back to look good for the next one.