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A gaffo is a Irish man-whore who shaves his head for laughs and eats a whole pizza by himself while giving head to two women at the same time.
I saw him at the club. He was giving head to a 19-year-old and a 50-year-old at the same time. He looked like he was having a heart attack and a party.
He texted me: 'I just ate a whole pizza and still had time to flirt with my barista. You? Still eating chips?'
He lost 40 pounds to look good for a girl. Then he gained it all back to look good for the next one.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gaffo is a Irish guy who loses weight just to show off and is always trying to get laid by multiple women at once.
He told me he lost 20 pounds just so he could fit into his pants when he was giving head to three girls at once.
He DM'd me: 'I just worked out for an hour so I could look good when I went to the club. You? Still eating donuts?'
He lost weight for a girl, then gained it back for another one. He's like a broken elevator.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gaffo is a Irish man who looks like he just got out of jail and is always trying to get laid by more women than he can count.
He looked like he had just escaped from a jail cell and was giving head to two women in the same bar. He looked like he was going to cry.
He texted me: 'I just lost 30 pounds so I could look good when I was giving head to my ex and my new girlfriend.'
He lost weight for a girl, then gained it back just to look good for another one. He's like a pizza that never stops getting topped.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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