gaffo
A gaffo is a Irish man who looks like he just got out of jail and is always trying to get laid by more women than he can count.
He looked like he had just escaped from a jail cell and was giving head to two women in the same bar. He looked like he was going to cry.
He texted me: 'I just lost 30 pounds so I could look good when I was giving head to my ex and my new girlfriend.'
He lost weight for a girl, then gained it back just to look good for another one. He's like a pizza that never stops getting topped.