Gaffled
Something so messed up it looks like it was hit by a truck and then thrown in a trash can.
That old couch in the corner is gaffled, it looks like it was dragged through a mud pit.
The food at that diner is gaffled, it looks like it was left out in the rain for a week.
That shirt is gaffled, it has holes, stains, and looks like it was worn by a ghost.