Gaffled

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Getting royally shafted because someone had a grudge or just felt like being a total ass.

My buddy got gaffled by a car salesman who said the car was brand new when it was obviously used.

I got gaffled by my cousin who took my last dollar and bought a pizza.

The guy at the gym gaffled me by charging me double for a membership I never signed up for.

Something so messed up it looks like it was hit by a truck and then thrown in a trash can.

That old couch in the corner is gaffled, it looks like it was dragged through a mud pit.

The food at that diner is gaffled, it looks like it was left out in the rain for a week.

That shirt is gaffled, it has holes, stains, and looks like it was worn by a ghost.

Taking something that doesn’t belong to you, like a thief in a fancy suit.

He gaffled my wallet right in front of me and walked out like nothing happened.

She gaffled my phone and sent me a message saying I owed her $20.

My little brother gaffled my snack and now I have to eat cereal for dinner.

Making someone hand over their cash like they’re on a game show and they’re the last contestant.

The con man gaffled me by pretending to be a cop and made me pay a fine I didn’t owe.

My friend got gaffled by a fake lottery guy who said he won a million dollars.

The guy at the gas station gaffled me by saying my car needed a $500 repair.

Snatching something right from someone, like a thief who’s not even trying to be stealthy.

He gaffled my phone right out of my hand during class.

My sister gaffled my candy bar and ate it in front of me.

The kid at the park gaffled my toy and ran off with it.

Your cash stash, the money you keep in your pocket like it’s your life’s blood.

He lost his gaffled when he got robbed at the mall.

My gaffled got stolen during the concert, and I had no money for dinner.

I used my gaffled to buy snacks and now I’m broke.