gaffa tape and paper bag job
a woman who looks amazing but has a voice that grates your nerves and a face that looks like it’s been in a fight so you have to tape her mouth and put a paper bag on her head just to make it work
I taped her mouth and stuck a paper bag on her head because I couldn’t stand her face
She looked like a raccoon that had been in a car crash
I had to use gaffa tape just to stop her from talking