gaffa tape and paper bag job

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#hot body #face like a fried egg #paper bag job

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a woman with a hot body but a terrible voice and a face like a fried egg you’d rather eat than look at so you have to tape her mouth shut and put a paper bag on her head just to get her in the mood

I had to tape her mouth and put a paper bag on her head before I could even touch her

She looks like a bag of chips that’s been sat on

I’d rather listen to a goat sing than hear her voice

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a woman who looks good but sounds like a broken record and has a face that makes you want to punch her so you cover her mouth with tape and stick a paper bag on her head to shut her up

She’s the reason I invented gaffa tape

I had to put a paper bag on her head just to survive the night

Her face was so ugly I had to cover it with a paper bag

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a woman who looks amazing but has a voice that grates your nerves and a face that looks like it’s been in a fight so you have to tape her mouth and put a paper bag on her head just to make it work

I taped her mouth and stuck a paper bag on her head because I couldn’t stand her face

She looked like a raccoon that had been in a car crash

I had to use gaffa tape just to stop her from talking

by Slangipedia 3d ago