Gaff Jacket - The ugly thing you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed

The ugly thing you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed but still want to look like you own the place.

My gaff jacket is my second skin. I wear it to breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner. It’s like a blanket that doesn’t care about my dignity.

I wore my gaff jacket to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was coming or going.

My gaff jacket is so old it’s got more holes than my ex’s lies.