Gaff Jacket
The only thing you own that’s still in one piece and it’s mostly because you don’t bother to throw it away.
My gaff jacket is the only thing I own that doesn’t smell like my gym socks. It’s like a lifeline.
I wore my gaff jacket to the wedding. The bride asked if I was the best man or the ghost.
I wear my gaff jacket every day. It’s like my best friend, my worst enemy, and my therapist all in one.