gaff cape
a robe that screams ‘I just got done fighting a bear and I don’t care if I look like a hot mess’
My gaff cape is so old, it has hair on it. I don’t know if it’s mine or the bear’s.
I wore my gaff cape to school and got detention. My teacher said I was a disgrace.
I threw on my gaff cape and told my brother to stop yelling. He just yelled louder.