gaff cape

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the fanciest piece of crap you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed but still want to look like a king who just got kicked out of a castle

I threw on my gaff cape and told my mom to feed the dog. I was too tired to care.

My gaff cape is so big, it looks like I’m wearing a tent and a mood.

I wore my gaff cape to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was homeless or just fancy.

a robe that screams ‘I just got done fighting a bear and I don’t care if I look like a hot mess’

My gaff cape is so old, it has hair on it. I don’t know if it’s mine or the bear’s.

I wore my gaff cape to school and got detention. My teacher said I was a disgrace.

I threw on my gaff cape and told my brother to stop yelling. He just yelled louder.