gaff banger
a person who blasts invites to their gaff just to get shagged and their mates do the same in every room like it's a party for farts
DM: 'Come over. I promise it's not just me and my sister.'
Tweet: 'My gaff is a war zone tonight. Bring snacks and a sense of shame.'
Text: 'If you don't come, I'll tell your mum about the time you cried in the shower.'