gaff banger

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a person who blasts invites to their gaff just to get shagged and their mates do the same in every room like it's a party for farts

DM: 'Come over. I promise it's not just me and my sister.'

Tweet: 'My gaff is a war zone tonight. Bring snacks and a sense of shame.'

Text: 'If you don't come, I'll tell your mum about the time you cried in the shower.'

the guy who sends out 50 invites to his gaff just to get laid and everyone else is getting it on in the kitchen, the bath, and the hallway

Text: 'You're coming. No excuses. I've already told your dad.'

Tweet: 'Gaff banger alert. This is not a normal night.'

DM: 'If you don't come, I'll post your embarrassing photos on Instagram.'

a person who throws a gaff like it's the final round of a shag competition and their mates are shagging every guest like it's a free-for-all

Text: 'I'm coming. I've got a revenge plan.'

Tweet: 'Gaff banger mode: activated. No one is safe.'

DM: 'If you don't come, I'll tell your crush you're a drama queen.'